Did you know that spiders can hold their breath?! Well, I’m not scientifically positive that is an accurate statement, so maybe not. The little bastards are devious, I swear! The story of how I discovered this messed up ability of arachnids is quite odd and I will be writing it shortly (just setting up all the “stuff” associated and necessary to write in this new age world. God forbid a pencil and paper be the only flipping things necessary.)
Stay tuned, grasshoppers. Soon.